by Zoltan James
Pop + art = pop art.
Pop + tart = pop tart.
Pop + f + art = Oops! Too many pop tarts.
Holly + wood = unreel estate.
D + C + Beltway = the girth of a nation or home of the big sus + spenders
Cell + phone = the world joined to your hip.
Book + store = novel hangout.
1600 + Pennsylvania + Avenue + White + House = address that needs addressing.
Supreme Court = where Diana Ross goes to fight her speeding tickets.
Armed + gunman = shooter with two arms (legs optional)
Auto + biography = my life as a car
Brief + summary = the sum total of underwear in your dresser
Drop + down + menu = a floor clean enough to eat off of
2 + die + 4 = What ever it is, we doubt it.
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Make every hour your happy hour.