Strange Equations

by Zoltan James

Pop + art = pop art.

Pop + tart = pop tart.

Pop + f + art = Oops! Too many pop tarts.

Holly + wood = unreel estate.

D + C + Beltway = the girth of a nation or home of the big sus + spenders

Cell + phone = the world joined to your hip.

Book + store = novel hangout.

1600 + Pennsylvania + Avenue + White + House = address that needs addressing.

Supreme Court = where Diana Ross goes to fight her speeding tickets.

Armed + gunman = shooter with two arms (legs optional)

Auto + biography = my life as a car

Brief + summary = the sum total of underwear in your dresser

Drop + down + menu = a floor clean enough to eat off of

2 + die + 4 = What ever it is, we doubt it.

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Make every hour your happy hour.

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4 responses to “Strange Equations

  1. Chris Devlin

    They’re all clever, but this is my favorite:
    Supreme Court = where Diana Ross goes to fight her speeding tickets.
    Makes me chuckle, even.

  2. Jim Czupor

    Thanks Chris! I can hear you giggling. Can you hear me chuckling?

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