by Zoltan James
1. Yesterday, I upset the apple cart. Core mistake.
2. Hate to admit this, but I still can’t read Chinese.
3. The other day I buttoned my lip. Nuff said.
4. This will float your boat. I forgot to trim the sails and batten the hatches. Don’t ask about the poop deck.
5. I used to date a very pretty girl named Anna Log. Had to break it off. I felt she was behind the times.
6. I never did get a kick out of playing soccer. But, I did get kicked out of Duffy’s Bar and Grille, a time or two.
7. The other day my dog asked if he could drive. I said, “Sure. Where we going?”
He said, “Duffy’s.”
8. I like to part my hair every day. But, I won’t split hairs.
9. I like a drink now and then. More now, than then, to be honest.
10. I don’t like reading dictionaries. Too wordy.
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