Humming Along with Homonyms 2

by Zoltan James

What do you call a legal beaut who sits on a butte?

Is she the belle of the bar, or a bar bell?

Rather than approach and risk reproach

I chose to weigh my options and decided either way

It best to decline on principle since her husband was principal

And knowing his jealous nature I figured that my innocent acts

Just might introduce me to his ax.

Gulp.

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